THE TRUTH OF LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

Despite mounting geological evidence, the liberal academic elite has continually scoffed at my years of scholarship concerning the reality of the so-called “fairy tale” of Little Red Riding Hood. That is all about to change, my friends. During my latest field excursion, I unearthed the most important artifacts of my career, which are sure to put an end to any controversy. I was walking a Cretaceous synorogenic conglomerate formation, searching for antediluvian fossils, when my eye was caught by the exquisitely preserved trackway of a WOLF (Canis lupus) that can be clearly seen in the accompanying photograph. These footprints measure 85 cm across--very BIG and, I must say, VERY BAD. Remember, this rock was supposedly formed 80 million years ago, long before the appearance of any large mammal carnivores, and certainly before any canids—yet another INCONSISTENCY in the evolutionists' dogma.
Looking up, I noticed the formation of weaving materials in a weathered pothole pictured here. Look closely at the view of the structure from above, and notice its circular perfection, its strong BASKET-LIKE appearance. Try to tell me that THIS is a product of random mutation! The interior of the basket contained numerous bone fragments which were later identified as belonging to Black-tailed Jackrabbits (Lepus californianus), creatures that would obviously be considered “GOODIES” to a big, bad wolf.
It wasn't until I returned to the laboratory that I discovered the most shocking proof of all. I found this photograph in a well-respected geology textbook. It depicts a part of the very same conglomerate formation where my important work has taken place. To the untrained eye, this rock seems unexceptional; my discovery apparently escaped the attention of the authors, who failed to mention it in their text, but careful examination of the central portion of the photograph will reveal very clearly, a modern-looking tool—yes, a WOODSMAN'S AX! Steel like this has been manufactured for little more than two centuries—conclusive proof that the Earth's age is well under 13,000 years!