THE BIG PAYOFF
There will be no more badmouthing the current administration on this blog. I just received my government check today--part of the "economic stimulus program," yet another brilliant solution to a sticky problem. As we all know, the U.S. economy is in the toilet because Americans don't buy enough crap. It's time now for all of us to lift together and engage in some good, intensive consumption. I'm typing at a computer that's a decade or so old--heresy, really. Maybe I'll get a new one. Or maybe I'll fill up my gas tank and drive up and down the Main Street. I'll have to think of something good, but I'd better do it quickly...the world needs me.